19 December 2006

Little Drummer Republicans

I made this song in my mind today while I was working. To the tune of Little Drummer Boy.


Come, they told me rump-a-pum-pum.

Our gay-ass leaders to see pa rump-a-pum-pum

Our finest sons we send rump-a-pum-pum

Now I say to them rump-a-pum-pum
rump-a-pum-pum
rump-a-pum-pum

The president is an idiot for sure pa rump-a-pum-pum.

He attacked Iraq for oil pa rump-a-pum-pum.

Then Rumsfeld fucked all of our troops in the rump-a-pum-pum.

Georgie has his head stuck way up his rump-a-pum-pum.

Condi straps one on so she can give it in the rump-a-pum-pum.

Ted Haggart thinks that Heaven is in some other dude's rump-a-pum-pum.

Mark Foley loves to get all up in his page's rump-a-pum-pum.

Now it's time to get all up in their rump-a-pum-pum.

And change this shit pa rump-a-pum-pum.

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

lovely!
way to get into the holiday spirit, John.

s said...

Thanks asshat. That's going to be stuck in my head for the rest of the day now.