Rank of 'curse' in the list of things to do when it rains: 1
Least pleasant vehicle to drive to South Bristol from Starks in the rain: motorcycle
Number of days it has rained this since Sunday: 4
Number of those that John has cursed: 4
Ratio of number of days that it rained sicne Sunday to George Bush's brain cells: 1:1
Best bumper sticker John saw on Monday: What would Jesus Bomb?
Price per barrel, in Dollars, of the oil that Hugo Chavez has offered to sell the US: 50
Number of barrels that the US has bought at that price: 0
New tools purchased recently: air compressor
Number of tanks of gas John can put in his truck for the price of the compressor: 2
Amount of time the compressor will last: a lot more than 800 miles of driving
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