So this weekend i'm supposed to help the Goose put a new roof on his house. This is the conversation that will probably take place around 10:30am on Saturday:
John, why's your leg all wet?
I pissed myself.
Really?
No, it's just water.
Where did the water come from?
The ice.
Where's there any ice?
In my tool pouch.
Why's there ice in your tool pouch?
To keep the beer cold.
Oh.
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Other nominations for the ugliest human ever:
a. that guy who used to play center for the Knicks in the 90'sb. you
