29 July 2006
Movie Idea
I just had a great idea for a movie. It's good like Tony Robbins good. See, there's this plane. And some people on it. Maybe it's a Boeing 777. Maybe all the passengers are the genetic equivalent of the group Bush's tax cuts help. Now here's where is gets really fun. There are snakes on the plane. (Time to suspend your disbelief.) Maybe they're ill-tempered and have laser beams attached. Maybe not. Either way, they roam around the plane (which clearly should have no pilots) looking to satiate their god-given bloodlust. They succeed. The end.
23 July 2006
22 July 2006
17 July 2006
Potluck Explained
I think the true origin of the term 'potluck' is: "if you eat what's in that pot, good luck."
That's why I'm not having a potluck dinner the second weekend of August. What I am going to have is Hammered Fest. As in hopefully a bunch of nails get hammered into my cabin during the daylight, and hopefully a bunch of humans get hammered at night. Visco might tell you something about that being a double entendre. I might tell you something about that being fun.
Anyway, that's the tentative plan at the moment. I will take comments here, and come up with an email sometime soon. Working on my cabin will be strictly optional. Other jobs include a multitude of foremen (or women) who aren't scared to drink before noon and heckle those of us foolish enough to try and accomplish anything.
That's why I'm not having a potluck dinner the second weekend of August. What I am going to have is Hammered Fest. As in hopefully a bunch of nails get hammered into my cabin during the daylight, and hopefully a bunch of humans get hammered at night. Visco might tell you something about that being a double entendre. I might tell you something about that being fun.
Anyway, that's the tentative plan at the moment. I will take comments here, and come up with an email sometime soon. Working on my cabin will be strictly optional. Other jobs include a multitude of foremen (or women) who aren't scared to drink before noon and heckle those of us foolish enough to try and accomplish anything.
13 July 2006
09 July 2006
08 July 2006
05 July 2006
Death of a Con Man
Strong evidence that karma is real came today in the timely death of Kenny Boy Lay. He died remorseless in Colorado of a massive heart attack. He was 64.
I wonder if all the money he made will buy back his soul?
I wonder if all the money he made will buy back his soul?
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